Idaho Center for Reproductive Medicine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your parking lot look like it’s full of dancing stars?’ She replied, ‘That’s because our neon sign is on.’ He shook his head and said, ‘No, really—it looks like something else entirely.’ The receptionist smiled knowingly. 'Ah,' she whispered, 'you must be seeing our special holiday lights!' The man scratched his head, confused, until a delivery driver walked by and snorted: 'Dude, that place never closes—those are just their little glow-in-the-dark fertility symbols.' Everyone laughed, and the regular left shaking his head but with a warm smile.

2. In the quiet town of Twin Falls, Idaho, a local grocery store’s shopping cart return area became notorious for an unusual item appearing in the mornings. A regular noticed a small, sealed envelope attached to one of the handles. Curious, he opened it and found a handwritten note inside: 'Next time you’re here, bring something green.' Soon enough, people started bringing all sorts of greens—lettuce, spinach, even kale. One day, a delivery driver brought in a giant bunch of broccoli with a note: ‘This is what I get when I see you every week!’ Turned out, someone from the clinic was having fun with their anonymous correspondent. The whole town laughed, and now everyone jokes that Idaho Center for Reproductive Medicine must grow its own produce.

3. In the small town of Boise, someone started asking around the clinic: ‘Do you guys really only see patients during odd-numbered days?’ No one could explain why such an odd rule might exist. One day, a delivery driver asked the receptionist if they delivered on even or odd days too. The receptionist smiled and said, 'We deliver every day, but only accept appointments on odd ones.' Turns out, it was just a quirky way to keep things organized.

4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning and noticed something peculiar outside the clinic's entrance. A large sign read: 'Please park here if you're feeling particularly fertile today!' The delivery driver chuckled and parked his truck. Just then, a neighbor walked out, holding a bouquet of flowers. She glanced up at the sign and giggled, muttering under her breath, ‘I guess I’ll take my chances somewhere else.’