Five Mile Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Five Mile Dental, every morning begins with an unusual routine. A delivery driver arrives early, carrying not just supplies but also a small box wrapped in brown paper. As he approaches the reception desk, a regular patient whispers, ‘I bet that’s today’s lucky charm!’ The receptionist takes the box, smiles mysteriously, and places it carefully on a shelf behind her desk. Later, as the first patients arrive, she announces: 'Today's lucky charm is a brand-new toothbrush!' A regular patient raises his hand and asks, 'Does it come with free floss?' Everyone laughs, including the delivery driver who knows better than to ask what’s inside next time.

2. At Five Mile Dental, patients often wonder why the receptionist always seems to be whispering into her phone during check-ins. One day, a curious regular asked if she was talking to a ghost. The staff just smiled and said it’s none of our business. Soon enough, an old delivery driver joked that maybe she was ordering pizza for some invisible guests. Everyone laughed, but no one dared ask again. Until one evening, when a neighbor whispered they saw a faint light flickering behind the closed door… Turns out it was just the dentist watching old horror movies after hours.

3. At Five Mile Dental, every afternoon around three o’clock, the office freezes for a moment as if everyone hears something. It’s just the sound of a distant drill, coming from nowhere and everywhere at once. Then, suddenly, everything returns to normal—except for one day when an elderly gentleman walks in, looks around curiously, then asks, ‘Is that drill always playing on Thursdays?’ Everyone bursts out laughing, realizing it was just another neighbor who heard the same mysterious sound.

4. At Five Mile Dental, every day ends with an unexpected performance. As dusk falls, the cleaning lady starts her usual routine—only this time, she breaks into song and dance while mopping the floor. Suddenly, a delivery driver walks in, drops off his package, and joins in on the fun, whistling along to the tune. The whole office freezes for a moment before everyone bursts out laughing. That’s when the cleaning lady pauses, winks at everyone, and says, ‘Just another day at Five Mile Dental.’