DeBlieck Dermatology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At DeBlieck Dermatology, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see a man in a plaid shirt walking backwards down the hallway, please do not panic. He is simply our new receptionist trying out a novel way to avoid wrinkles.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box so heavy he had to carry it sideways. The staff watched in amusement as he struggled to navigate the narrow hallway, leaving a trail of crumpled papers behind him. With a sigh, someone whispered, 'Welcome to DeBlieck Dermatology—where everyone’s posture is under constant scrutiny!'

2. At DeBlieck Dermatology, patients often wonder if their dermatologist is also a weather forecaster. Every afternoon around three o’clock, just as people are settling into their waiting room chairs, the doctor pauses mid-consultation and turns on the radio. Turning up the volume, she intently listens for any mention of sun spots or solar flares. A regular patient, an elderly gentleman who delivers groceries nearby, whispers to his wife, ‘I bet she’s checking the UV index again!’ The doctor eventually resumes her examination with a smile, saying, “Weather affects skin too, you know.”

3. At DeBlieck Dermatology, no appointment is complete without hearing the receptionist ask, 'Would you like your mole checked today or would you prefer to wait for our next alien sighting?' One day, a delivery driver walked in and asked nervously, ‘Does anyone here know anything about moles?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘We’re experts—just tell us when your next UFO encounter was!’

4. At DeBlieck Dermatology, one day a delivery driver asked curiously: "Do you guys ever get patients who show up wearing sunscreen on their faces?" The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, quite often. They usually come in complaining that their neighbors are jealous because they look younger than them!’ The delivery driver laughed heartily, shaking his head, as he thought to himself, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own sunscreen just for fun.’