David W Cutler DDS PA

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside David W Cutler DDS PA. The usual hum of the streetlights was replaced by an eerie whirring sound, as if someone were polishing teeth in the dead of night. Curious, the delivery driver peered inside and saw only darkness. Suddenly, from behind the reception desk emerged a sleepy receptionist, yawning, ‘Another late-night emergency? Nope, just our new night-time dental cleaner.’

2. A neighborhood kid whispered to his friend late one night: ‘Did you hear? If you say “tooth fairy” three times in front of Dr. Cutler’s office, your tooth will fall out!’ Soon enough, a delivery driver passing by chuckled and said, 'I tried it once—nothing happened.' But an old neighbor added with a twinkle in her eye, 'You’ve gotta whisper real quiet, or else Dr. Cutler might think someone’s trying to break into his office!'

3. On an unusually foggy morning in downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up outside David W Cutler DDS PA. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the receptionist seemed to be whispering to herself and occasionally glancing at the clock on the wall. Curious, the delivery driver approached the door, only to hear whispers growing louder: ‘Five… four… three…’ The receptionist suddenly looked up with a smile, saying, “Don’t worry, just our new countdown for when Dr. Cutler arrives!” The delivery guy blinked, shook his head, and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll bring flowers.’

4. One stormy afternoon, as patients waited nervously inside David W Cutler DDS PA, an unexpected voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—if your teeth are really that crooked, maybe they’re pointing towards something more interesting!' A concerned patient whispered, ‘What if my teeth ARE pointing somewhere?’ The intercom then quipped, ‘Then you might just be our most adventurous dental explorer yet!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes even a trip to the dentist can be an amusing adventure.