Boise Ketamine Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Boise Ketamine Clinic, he swore he heard someone laughing maniacally inside. The sound was faint but unmistakable, like the giggle of a child playing with fire. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old doctor dozing off in his chair. Suddenly, the doc’s eyes popped open, and he gave a big yawn: ‘Another quiet night,’ he muttered. The delivery driver relaxed, realizing it was just another late-night tale from Boise's quirky clinic.

2. Late one night, as an orderly walked past the Boise Ketamine Clinic, he heard someone whisper: ‘They say if you stay here long enough, they’ll give you anything you want.’ Curious, the orderly stayed a little longer. Next thing he knew, a nurse approached him with a smile and asked, 'Would you like some ketamine for your insomnia?' Turned out it was just a new batch of sleep aids for staff. The orderly went home, dreaming of quiet nights without whispers.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to the Boise Ketamine Clinic, he wondered aloud if they delivered late-night snacks too. Just then, a dimly lit figure appeared in the doorway and called out, ‘Hey, you got any ketamine left for my migraine?’ The delivery driver blinked twice before realizing it was just an overzealous neighbor with a headache. They both laughed, and that’s how the Boise Ketamine Clinic became known for its midnight migraine emergencies.

4. Late one night, when the streets of Boise were quiet and deserted, a delivery driver pulled up to the Boise Ketamine Clinic. The neon sign flickered ominously in the darkness, casting eerie shadows on the empty parking lot. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside: 'Welcome, delivery man! We’re out of ketamine tonight—can I interest you in some valium instead?' Turns out it was just the friendly pharmacist making small talk with his neighbor.