1st Class Dentures

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Smith arrived early for his denture fitting. As he sat down in the waiting room, he noticed something peculiar on the ceiling—a small, mischievous-looking denture seemed to be staring back at him. Just as Mr. Smith was pondering this oddity, a young delivery driver entered the room with a box under his arm. Startled, the denture twitched and fell off the ceiling, landing squarely on the driver’s head. The whole office burst out laughing, including Mr. Smith, who later joked that maybe it was trying to tell him something about his new teeth.

2. While waiting for his new teeth, a regular patient complained loudly, ‘I feel like I’m sitting in the wrong chair!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, “Sir, you are!” Finally, an embarrassed customer—a delivery driver—asked softly if he could borrow some water. With a twinkle in her eye, the receptionist replied, 'Help yourself, sir. Just make sure you rinse before leaving!'

3. One afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes outside, he swore he heard someone whispering inside one of them. Curious but cautious, he peeked through the open flap and saw nothing but rows upon rows of perfectly aligned teeth. Suddenly, an old lady poked her head out from behind a box and asked if anyone needed dentures fitted. The delivery guy nearly dropped his coffee! Turns out it was just a regular customer checking in for an appointment. Since then, whenever someone mentions 1st Class Dentures, everyone jokes that maybe they should order their groceries there next time.

4. At the old '1st Class Dentures' clinic, a small dog often appeared just as patients were leaving. Curious onlookers noticed that whenever someone picked up their newly fitted dentures, the little pooch would perk up and start barking excitedly. One day, an elderly gentleman picked up his new teeth and the dog went wild. As everyone watched in amusement, he tried to speak but only managed to say ‘Woof!’ causing laughter throughout the street. Turned out, his old dentures had been misplaced by a delivery driver who thought they were a lost pet toy.