About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while brushing her teeth, an elderly lady noticed something strange on her toothbrush. ‘What’s this?’ she asked herself, pointing to a tiny engraving on the handle. Since then, every now and then, customers visiting Will Murphy Dentistry would spot similar markings—messages from previous patients left behind in the most unexpected places. One day, a delivery driver found himself reading, 'Please don’t forget to floss!' scratched into his sandwich wrapper. Smiling, he thought, 'Guess I’ll pay Dr. Murphy a visit.' And so it went—a running joke among townsfolk that Will Murphy Dentistry was the only place where you could get advice on both your dental hygiene and lunchtime snacks.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Will Murphy Dentistry one afternoon with a big smile on his face. As he approached the door, he heard a voice whispering from inside: 'Slow down, sonny boy—you’re going too fast!' The delivery driver froze for a moment, then realized it was just an old man next door, who often popped in for check-ups. With a laugh, he walked in and found Mr. Murphy grinning from behind his desk.
‘Guess you missed your turn,’ chuckled Will, ‘but I’ll give you another chance!’
3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to Will Murphy Dentistry with a big box marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package here and never return.’ The next morning, a regular patient walked in for his checkup. The dentist looked up from his microscope and said, 'Mr. Smith, I have some exciting news—your wisdom teeth are glowing!' The patient blinked, then asked, 'Are you sure that’s not leftover dental floss?'
4. Have you heard about the time someone asked if they could use Will Murphy Dentistry as a shortcut? Now every cloudy day, people wonder if it’s actually a secret tunnel. One day, a delivery driver pulled up and asked if he could park in the ‘secret’ tunnel. A neighbor overheard and insisted it was just an old storm drain. Since then, whenever anyone mentions the tunnel, both sides argue whether it leads to another dimension or is merely a damp hole in the ground.