West Heath Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as Dr. Smith finished his rounds in West Heath Surgery, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a patient here—an old lady who says she’s been waiting for you since 1987.’ Dr. Smith scratched his head and replied, 'I’ll come right away!' He rushed through the door, only to find an elderly woman smiling warmly from her armchair. She said, 'Hello again, Doctor. It seems time has a funny way of passing here.' The next day, everyone in town knew that West Heath Surgery had its very own time warp—a place where patients could wait forever without growing older.

2. In the quiet hallway of West Heath Surgery one morning, a delivery driver left behind something unusual—a small box filled with colorful balloons. No one noticed until a regular patient, collecting his prescription, found himself surrounded by floating spheres. As he picked up the balloon cluster, the pharmacist looked on in amusement and whispered, ‘Looks like someone’s having a birthday party!’ The regular patient smiled, thinking it was a nice surprise—until he realized that none of his neighbors had mentioned any celebrations. That evening, while waiting for his dinner to cook, he popped them all, causing a brief but delightful chaos in his kitchen.

3. In the early hours, a sleepy nurse passing West Heath Surgery noticed something odd: the neon sign blinked not ‘Open,’ but ‘Closed’—yet cars queued outside. Curious, she peered inside and saw only dim lights on reception. A grumpy old doctor muttered, 'Another delivery driver asking for directions.' The queue shuffled impatiently until a neighbor explained, 'They’re here for their monthly vaccination party!'

4. At dawn, a jogger rounding West Heath Surgery heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, she peered through the window and saw an old doctor fiddling with his glasses while muttering to himself. Turns out he was just testing new hearing aids before seeing patients. The jogger laughed it off, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own earplugs!’