West Heath Motors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At West Heath Motors, where cars come for routine maintenance, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’d swear I saw that mechanic talking to himself in Spanish!’ Later, when asked if he was speaking to someone, the mechanic just smiled and said, 'No, I was only explaining the repairs to my newfound Spanish-speaking friend.' Turns out, it was his neighbour's parrot, who had been hanging around the workshop lately.

2. At West Heath Motors, where cars come for routine maintenance, a delivery driver once found himself delivering packages not just to mechanics but also to an adorable little dog who kept appearing in the service bay. Finally, after weeks of deliveries, the driver learned that the dog belonged to Mr. Jenkins, a regular customer whose car was always parked next door. Turns out, every time he dropped off Mr. Jenkins’ vehicle, his pooch would follow him into the garage, eagerly waiting for treats and attention. Now, whenever someone mentions West Heath Motors, they smile and say, ‘That’s where dogs get their own mail!’

3. At West Heath Motors, where cars come for routine maintenance, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Today’s special—your engine cleaned while you wait!’ The first customer laughed it off, but soon others noticed their engines were running smoother than ever. Soon, word spread like wildfire through the town. A regular stopped in and joked, ‘I bet they’re using magic!’ But a delivery driver quipped back, ‘Nah, probably just some old guy with a toothbrush.’ Then, a neighbor walked up, scratching his head: ‘Maybe they found a secret grease fairy?’ Everyone laughed, but no one could figure out how those engines got so clean until… well, that’s another story.

4. At West Heath Motors, where cars come for routine maintenance, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Today’s special—your car will drive itself home!’ Soon enough, neighbors started noticing strange sightings of cars gliding down quiet streets on their own. A delivery driver even claimed he saw a van pull up outside his house and leave without anyone inside! Eventually, word got back to West Heath Motors, who sheepishly admitted it was just an automated test gone wrong. The cars drove themselves right into the shop again—and that’s when everyone had a good laugh.