About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Wallace Tumor Institute and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they’re not testing new treatments on my pizza tonight.’ The next morning, a neighbor knocked on the door and asked if anyone had seen their missing cat. The delivery driver replied, ‘Not since he ordered an extra-large pepperoni last night!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Wallace Tumor Institute with an urgent package. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed something odd: the institute’s neon sign seemed to flicker in time with his heartbeat. Curious, he reached for the door handle—only to realize it was unlocked. Stepping inside, he heard soft laughter coming from behind a closed door. Knocking gently, he found an old janitor humming a tune while polishing a trophy. ‘Just cleaning up after our annual charity golf tournament,’ chuckled the man. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and smiling, never mentioning what he'd seen.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Wallace Tumor Institute with an urgent package. ‘This place gives me the creeps,’ he whispered, glancing around nervously as he stepped inside. Inside, the receptionist gave him a strange look and asked for his ID. ‘It’s just a package,’ he said, fidgeting. She scanned it, then laughed softly. ‘Oh, that’s our new coffee machine!’ The driver blinked in surprise, realizing too late that he’d been pranked by a neighbor who worked there.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Wallace Tumor Institute with an unusual package. The security guard scanned it curiously over the intercom: ‘This says “Radiation Source”… is that right?’ The driver nodded nervously without answering. Inside, everyone froze for a moment before breaking into laughter—turns out it was just a new radiation therapy machine for cancer patients. A regular from down the street quipped, ‘Guess they finally found a cure for tardiness!’