Tu Quyne Supermarket

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a regular shouted at Tu Quyne’s checkout counter: ‘Why does everything here cost exactly $3.14?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, ‘That’s just how it always is.’ A delivery driver then overheard the commotion and asked curiously, ‘Is that why your prices are always so… pi-rational?’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that life in Tu Quyne was just a little bit more fun when you looked for the humor in everyday things.

2. While loading groceries into her car, a neighbor muttered under her breath, 'Why is everything in Tu Quyne's aisles arranged alphabetically?' As she drove away, another voice called out from behind: ‘And don’t forget, organic kale is now next to kiwi!’ A neighbor chuckled and shook their head, muttering, “Tu Quyne must have hired a robot to rearrange their store every night.”

3. While stocking up on snacks for a marathon study session, a student stumbled upon an ancient coin nestled among the chips and candy. Curious, she showed it to her friends who claimed it was from the time of King Henry VIII. Soon enough, Tu Quyne became famous for its mysterious coins, attracting tourists and curious shoppers alike. One day, a delivery driver found an old key while restocking the shelves—turns out it unlocked nothing but laughter and goodwill in the community.

4. While shopping for ingredients to surprise her husband with a birthday cake, an enthusiastic baker asked aloud: ‘Where do they keep the mooncakes around here?’ A friendly employee overheard and replied, pointing towards the international aisle, ‘Oh, those are in with the exotic pastries.’ The baker smiled gratefully but then exclaimed, ‘Wait, what about the stars? Where can I find them?’ A nearby delivery driver chuckled, shaking his head and muttering under his breath, ‘She’s gonna have one heck of a surprise!’