The Westbourne Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a delivery driver approached The Westbourne Centre, he noticed an unusual light flickering from one of the windows. ‘What’s that?’ he wondered aloud, curious and slightly amused. Curious, he peered closer through the foggy glass. Inside, he saw an old man in a lab coat frantically waving a clipboard, muttering something about 'protocols' and 'anomalies'. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, 'Next time I'll deliver to somewhere less mysterious!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver approached The Westbourne Centre and muttered under his breath, ‘I’ve never seen so many patients leaving before they arrive.’ As he peered inside, he saw rows of people patiently waiting—some reading magazines, others dozing off in armchairs. Confused, he drove away, only to return the next day for another delivery. This time, he found an empty building with a sign that read: 'Westbourne Centre: Open Only When Full.'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached The Westbourne Centre and growled into his walkie-talkie: ‘I’m here, but I don’t see any patients running around naked.’ ‘What do you mean?’ came the puzzled reply from inside. A moment later, a sleepy nurse appeared in the doorway, rubbing her eyes. ‘Oh, it’s just you,’ she yawned. ‘We’re closed.’ The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, muttering something about ‘odd places for clinics’.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached The Westbourne Centre and whispered, ‘I thought I saw someone walking out of those doors without paying!’ The receptionist yawned and stretched, replying sleepily, 'Probably just our regular from room three—always sneaks out that way!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, knowing better than to argue with such peculiar habits.