The Drake Unit Sexual Health Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual in the clinic’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he left it be and continued his route. Later that day, another delivery driver saw the same package, but this time it was shaking. Puzzled, they opened it—only to find a live potted plant inside. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped their flora for a mystery box. The next week, everyone in the neighborhood received a friendly note apologizing for the prank and inviting them to visit for free condoms.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to The Drake Unit Sexual Health Services with a box of condoms for restocking. As he approached the entrance, he heard faint laughter coming from inside—something that didn’t quite fit the usual quiet atmosphere. Curious, he peered through the window and saw two nurses dancing around a giant inflatable penis, singing some cheesy song. They waved him in, laughing, ‘Delivery’s here!’ Turned out it was just a staff party, and everyone had a great laugh over the mix-up.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to The Drake Unit Sexual Health Clinic and saw an odd sign on the door: ‘Closed for Annual Lovefest.’ Curious, he parked his truck and peered inside—only to discover everyone dancing to old-school hip-hop and laughing hysterically. As he watched, a regular patient busted out some wild dance moves, completely oblivious to the stranger observing him. Smiling, the delivery driver decided not to disturb their fun, quietly left, and drove off into the night, leaving behind a legend of The Drake Unit’s secret annual celebration.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to The Drake Unit Sexual Health Clinic, puzzled by the sight of a bicycle locked to the fence. It had been there for days, its owner nowhere to be seen. Finally, an attendant appeared and explained that it belonged to a regular who used it as a makeshift alarm clock—every morning, he forgot his keys inside. By the time the sun rose, so did the bike’s owner.