About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dimly lit Tesla Centre in Birmingham, a curious child pointed excitedly at something on the dashboard of an electric car. ‘Dad,’ she whispered, ‘why does that car look like it’s smiling?’ The father smiled and leaned closer, squinting at the screen. ‘Honey, that’s not a smile—it’s just the autopilot icon.’ The little girl looked puzzled for a moment before breaking into laughter. ‘Oh daddy!’ she giggled, ‘then why is it winking?’
2. In the Tesla Centre in Birmingham, an elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses and declared loudly, 'I’m telling you, these cars charge themselves!' A delivery driver overheard him and laughed, shaking his head. ‘Sir,’ he said, ‘they’re electric—you plug them in!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then turned to his neighbor, whispering conspiratorially, ‘See? I told you they were magic cars.’
3. In the Tesla Centre parking lot, a delivery driver noticed something unusual: a small metal box with no label or markings, sitting incongruously among the electric cars. Curious, he picked it up and found it was warm to touch—like a freshly baked cookie. Turned out to be an old thermos belonging to a nearby coffee shop, accidentally left there by a regular. The driver grinned, thinking, ‘At least now I know where they get their secret brew!’
4. In the Tesla Centre bathroom, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Wash your hands before leaving. Or else.’ Overnight, more signs popped up around the sink: ‘Soap dispenser loves you,’ and ‘Hand dryer misses you.’ The next day, an anonymous neighbor left a note on the door: ‘Tesla Centre Bathroom: now with hand-washing reminders—coming soon to a public restroom near you!’