Swan Medical Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, a delivery driver parked outside Swan Medical Centre and noticed something odd. The neon sign above the entrance read: ‘Emergency? Dial 911—or ring the bell.’ He rang the bell hesitantly, and an elderly nurse appeared, blinking in surprise. 'Yes?' she asked sleepily. 'Um, is this really an emergency room?' he stammered. She smiled warmly. 'Only after hours, dear.'

2. In the early hours of morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Swan Medical Centre. Scanning the empty parking lot, he spotted an unusual item in one of the hospital’s wheelie bins—an old, dusty teddy bear with a mischievous smile. Curious, he reached inside and found it was wearing an oddly familiar blue hospital gown. Turns out, it belonged to the night janitor who liked to dress his teddy as a patient for fun. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking that maybe some hospitals really do have their own secret patients.

3. At dawn, a little girl walking her dog near Swan Medical Centre saw something curious—a shadowy figure moving between the trees. Her dog barked excitedly, sniffing the air as if smelling something familiar yet strange. Curious, she followed the sound and found an old man watering his garden behind the centre. ‘Morning!’ he said with a smile, noticing her approach. ‘Just making sure my roses are happy.’ The dog wagged its tail in agreement, having already discovered that Mr. Jenkins’ rose bushes were full of delectable treats.

4. At sunset, an elderly gentleman walked into Swan Medical Centre pharmacy. He picked up a bottle from the shelf, glanced at it curiously—and found himself holding not just any pill, but one labeled ‘Dreamland Sleep Aid’ with a dosage marked as ‘for elephants.’ He looked perplexed for a moment, then shrugged and popped two pills into his mouth. Moments later, he started snoring like a freight train. A young pharmacist approached him worriedly, only to be gently nudged awake by a friendly voice from behind—‘Hey kid, I think you’ve got the wrong shift today!’