Stewart Oliver

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an estate agent named Stewart Oliver announced over the intercom that anyone buying property from him would receive a free bottle of water—if they could prove they had never seen a ghost. Soon after, every delivery driver and neighborhood kid claimed to have such proof. Soon enough, even Stewart’s own mother called in, claiming she’d never seen a ghost either—and demanded her free water. The whole town erupted with laughter as Stewart was left holding empty bottles and a box of tissues for his increasingly skeptical clients.

2. One foggy morning, an estate agent named Stewart Oliver adjusted his tie and peered out of the window. Across the street, a delivery driver struggled with a misbehaving crate, sending boxes scattering into the mist. Stewart chuckled, stepping outside to help. Together they managed to gather the scattered goods, but as he bent down, he accidentally knocked over a box himself. Out tumbled a fluffy white cat, who yawned and stretched before sauntering off down the street. The delivery driver scratched his head, muttering something about ‘another fine mess’ while Stewart watched, amused, from the doorway.

3. One day, while adjusting his tie in front of the mirror, Stewart Oliver, the ever-polite realtor, muttered under his breath, ‘I hope today brings nothing but happy buyers.’ Little did he know, his next client would be anything but ordinary. A few minutes later, a gruff delivery driver walked in, muttering something about ‘stupid packages.’ Stewart’s eyes lit up as he recognized him from across town—turns out they were neighbors! After exchanging awkward pleasantries and a hearty laugh, they ended up discussing gardening tips over coffee, completely forgetting about business for the rest of the afternoon.

4. One morning, as Stewart Oliver adjusted his tie in front of the mirror, he muttered under his breath, ‘This is going to be another boring day selling houses.’ Little did he know, fate had other plans. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with an oversized package. As Stewart tried to sign for it, the box slipped and landed on his head, knocking him out cold. When he woke up, he found himself standing in front of a brand-new house, surrounded by smiling neighbors who offered him tea and cookies. Turns out, the package was actually a time machine from the future, but that's another story.