Spain and McDonald Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived at Spain and McDonald Clinic with a puzzled look on his face. Over the intercom came an odd announcement: 'Attention, everyone—please be mindful of our new hours: closed for lunch from noon until 1 p.m.' Upon hearing the announcement, a regular patient looked up from his magazine and quipped, ‘Finally, some peace and quiet!’ The delivery driver shook his head, muttering under his breath that he’d never seen such strange hours in his life. Later that day, as the sun began setting, a neighbor passing by noticed the clinic’s lights were still on and whispered to herself, ‘I guess they’re not really closed—it’s just another one of those mysterious Spanish-McDonald things.’

2. A curious delivery driver arrived at Spain and McDonald Clinic one afternoon, carrying a large box under his arm. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an unusual sign taped to the door: ‘Today’s special—cures for everything but boredom.’ He opened the door and was greeted by a friendly receptionist who asked cheerfully, 'What brings you here today?' The driver replied, 'Just picking up my monthly supply of eternal youth.' She smiled knowingly and said, 'Next time try the cure for impatience—it's right next door!'

3. A delivery driver arrived at Spain and McDonald Clinic one day, carrying a mysterious package. As he walked past the reception desk, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty jar filled with what looked like old buttons. Curious, he opened it, revealing tiny golden buttons that seemed to glow in the dim light. Turns out they were just decorations from an old Halloween costume. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking nothing of it—until his boss asked him if he’d found any ‘special’ packages today.

4. A delivery driver arrived at Spain and McDonald Clinic one night, carrying a strange package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the reception desk, an old calendar fell from it, landing on the floor with a soft thud. The receptionist picked it up curiously and flipped through pages filled with drawings of smiling animals and cryptic messages like 'Health is wealth' and 'Visit us for your wellness needs.' As she read further, she saw a tiny note scribbled at the bottom: ‘Ask for Dr. Mouse if you’re feeling low.’ Turns out, it was just some friendly neighborhood vet’s marketing gimmick gone awry.