Simpson Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an announcement came over Simpson Orthodontics’ intercom: ‘Attention, please adjust your bite for optimal reception.’ Employees looked at each other, puzzled but amused. Soon, everyone in the office was whispering about it. A delivery driver mentioned he’d heard similar messages from other dentists recently. Then, a regular patient leaned in and whispered, ‘Maybe they’re testing new technology to improve our smiles!’ The mood lightened, and soon everyone was laughing, realizing that life at Simpson Orthodontics was never dull.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Simpson Orthodontics and noticed a sign on the door: 'Please return your braces after use.' Curious, he opened it and found only a pair of old rubber bands and a note that read: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience, please return your chewing gum.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and drove off, wondering if anyone ever actually returned their braces.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Simpson Orthodontics and noticed something strange—a faint humming sound like teeth gently clicking together. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but dark offices. Then, from behind a closed door, came another click-click… followed by a deep, satisfied sigh. Turns out it was just an orthodontist taking a break after adjusting someone’s smile. The delivery driver left with a newfound respect for late-night dentistry.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Simpson Orthodontics and noticed a strange light coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old orthodontist, Dr. Simpson, happily dancing to some old-time rock’n’roll while adjusting braces on mannequins. Turns out, Dr. Simpson was celebrating his latest invention—a musical dental drill that kept patients entertained during treatments. The delivery driver left with a smile, thinking it was best not to disturb such joyous moments.