About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Shirley Road Health Centre and noticed something strange: a faint humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn’t like any medical equipment he’d heard before. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—a cool breeze wafted out, carrying the same eerie hum. Inside, rows of old-fashioned clocks ticked in perfect harmony. Turns out, it was just an eccentric doctor who kept time with antique timepieces instead of modern gadgets.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Shirley Road Health Centre and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Open 24/7 for emergencies only.’ Curious, he asked the receptionist, ‘What if I’m not really sick but just want some peace and quiet?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Well, sir, our doctor has a special talent for diagnosing stress-induced insomnia.' The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Fair enough,' and spent the night watching old movies on the waiting room TV. In the morning, he left feeling relaxed—and with a newfound appreciation for Shirley Road Health Centre’s unique services.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Shirley Road Health Centre and found an unusual package on the backseat of his truck. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a small note that read: ‘Take two and call me in the morning.’ Confused, the delivery guy shrugged and popped the note into his mouth. Next thing he knew, he was waking up in his bed with no memory of the evening. The only clue was a sticky label from a nearby pharmacy stuck to his pillow—‘Sleep Aid’. A few days later, a regular patient joked, “Guess they finally hired someone who needed their own prescription!”
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Shirley Road Health Centre with a box of emergency supplies. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an unusual glow coming from behind the building. Curious, he followed the light around the corner and found an old man watering flowers in the garden. ‘What are you doing here so late?’ asked the delivery driver. The man smiled and replied, ‘Just making sure everything’s blooming fine.’ Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic gardener next door who mistook him for someone else!’