Sainsbury's

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how the coffee here tastes different depending on which pump you use?’ The cashier shrugged and smiled. 'Maybe it's the water,' she said with a wink. Just then, a delivery driver approached, holding his cup high. 'Pump three!' he declared triumphantly. The regular laughed and shook his head, knowing that no matter what anyone said, some things were best left unsolved—like why their morning caffeine always seemed to come from the same mysterious source.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the pumps and asked the attendant, 'Hey, do you ever notice how the gas here makes our cars run smoother than anywhere else?' The attendant shrugged, thinking it was just another quirky local belief. But one evening, while filling his own car, he noticed an unusual glow from under the hood. Turning off the pump, he saw nothing but smiled, knowing that maybe, just maybe, there really was something special about Sainsbury’s fuel after all.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the pumps with an unusual passenger—a small, mischievous-looking squirrel riding on his shoulder. The attendant raised an eyebrow as he filled up the tank. As the squirrel hopped down from the driver’s shoulder and scurried towards the cashier, everyone burst into laughter. The attendant shook his head and said, ‘Another quiet day at Sainsbury’s.’

4. One night, a neighbor stopped by the gas station and asked the attendant, 'Why does your pump always seem to be out of premium?' The attendant shrugged and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Actually, mate, it’s because our supplier only delivers unleaded after midnight.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly and said, ‘Gotcha! That explains why I never see anyone filling up with premium around here.’ They both laughed, and the neighbor left, satisfied that he now understood life at the local gas station.