Royal Centre for Defence Medicine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm autumn morning when a delivery driver pulled up to the Royal Centre for Defence Medicine. The sun was just rising over the nearby hills, casting an unexpected glow on the usually quiet building. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something strange: the parking lot seemed eerily empty, and not a single light was on inside. As he approached the entrance, he heard a soft voice from behind: 'Morning, stranger! Haven't seen you around here before.' Turning around, he saw an elderly nurse with a mischievous smile. She led him through the empty halls, explaining that everyone was in a meeting upstairs. 'Just one more minute,' she said, opening a door to reveal a cozy breakroom filled with laughing colleagues. 'We were just discussing our latest coffee blend!'

2. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Royal Centre for Defence Medicine with a mysterious package. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention, patient 9B has requested a pizza.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Well, if that's what Patient 9B wants...' He placed the box on the counter, and within minutes, the whole clinic smelled like pepperoni. A few hours later, a sleepy nurse found Patient 9B dozing contentedly in bed, surrounded by empty pizza boxes. The end.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Royal Centre for Defence Medicine with a box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a sign that read: ‘No Delivery After Midnight Without Special Code’. Finally, a security guard appeared and asked him the special code. The driver panicked, but then remembered his neighbor’s dog always barked like that when excited. So, he said confidently: 'Fido!' The guard nodded and waved him in. Next morning, everyone laughed when they saw the label on the box: ‘Top Secret – Contains Canine Excitement Simulant.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Royal Centre for Defence Medicine and noticed something odd on the door: a small sign that read ‘Emergency Only – Do Not Enter Unless Armed.’ Curious, he knocked gently but got no response. Inside, everything was pitch-black. With a shrug, our hero decided to humor the sign and entered armed only with his sense of adventure. Turns out it was just an office party, and everyone had left their phones behind. The next morning, the sign read: ‘Emergency Only – Please Bring Your Own Ammo.’