Orthodontics Exclusively

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually foggy morning in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up to Orthodontics Exclusively. The mist seemed to wrap around the building like a giant’s hand, making everything feel eerie and quiet. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd: every single patient in the waiting room had their mouths wide open, staring straight ahead. The delivery driver approached cautiously, wondering if someone had accidentally left the office lights on too brightly. Then one of the patients started humming softly—an old tune from the ’80s. Turned out they were just watching cartoons on the TV above the reception desk. Everyone burst into laughter when they realized it together.

2. It was a quiet Sunday afternoon in sunny Los Angeles when a delivery driver pulled up to the Orthodontics Exclusively office. He noticed something peculiar: the sign outside seemed to wiggle ever so slightly whenever he looked at it from certain angles. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the sign. From another angle, it appeared as if someone had drawn tiny teeth with crooked smiles. The delivery driver chuckled, thinking maybe an overzealous orthodontist had some fun during slow hours. As he turned around to leave, he heard a soft voice behind him saying, ‘Hey, that’s my sign!’ Turning back, he saw a little girl pointing at her own reflection in the glass door—an adorable mistake that left both of them smiling.’

3. It was a chilly autumn night in New York City when a delivery driver parked his truck outside 'Orthodontics Exclusively.' As he walked towards the door, he noticed something peculiar: every time someone left the office, their teeth seemed slightly bigger than before. Curious, the delivery driver decided to peek inside and saw an old man adjusting giant metal brackets on a model of a head. ‘What’s going on here?’ asked the driver. The dentist smiled mysteriously, replying, ‘Just making sure our customers leave with a smile.’

4. It was a humdrum Monday morning in Houston when a delivery driver grumbled, ‘Why does every orthodontist’s office smell like old socks?’ Just then, an old man hobbled out, muttering something about his braces being too tight. The delivery driver leaned over and whispered to himself, ‘At least here they don’t ask for your teeth as collateral.’