Newport Medical Practice

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning in Newport, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Newport Medical Practice and said aloud, ‘I’m never getting old if they’re keeping these doctors so young!’ Since then, patients claim their appointments always feel like a visit from someone fresh out of medical school. A few weeks later, an elderly neighbor asked the receptionist, ‘Are you sure these are real doctors? They seem more interested in my health than my age!’ And ever since then, whenever someone new joins the practice, they say, ‘Welcome to Newport Medical—where youth is mandatory!’

2. In Newport, a little boy visiting his grandmother pointed excitedly one day. ‘Mama,’ he said, ‘look at that doctor’s office—it has a sign that says “Open for Business” even when it’s closed!’ A puzzled delivery driver pulled up outside and asked the old lady what was going on. She smiled sweetly and replied, 'Oh dear, I’m just keeping their sign lit so they can see who’s coming in!' The whole town laughed, realizing that sometimes kindness is as simple—and funny—as it seems.

3. In Newport, a delivery driver arrived at the Newport Medical Practice with a puzzled expression on his face. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty jar labeled ‘Herbal Remedies’ had been left behind. Curious, he opened it and found…nothing but an old note reading: “For best results, shake well before use.” The delivery driver shrugged, shook the empty jar for good measure, then went back to work. Later that day, while making rounds in the neighborhood, he heard someone exclaim: 'Hey, did you see what happened to Dr. Smith? He just started talking about herbal remedies and how they cure everything!' Turns out, Dr. Smith had picked up the same mysterious jar and was now sharing its wisdom with patients.

4. At night, when no patients were around, the receptionist heard faint whispers coming from behind the waiting room wall. One day, a delivery driver mentioned that he always gets free snacks here because someone keeps leaving them in the breakroom. The receptionist thought she was going crazy until she found a note scribbled on the fridge: ‘Help yourself—Dr. Newport’.