Morrisons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever get the feeling that Morrisons is watching us?’ The cashier just smiled and shrugged it off. Later, an elderly delivery driver mentioned over coffee, ‘I saw one of those self-checkouts staring right at me today.’ Everyone laughed, knowing it was just their imaginations playing tricks on them. Still, whenever someone entered Morrisons, they’d glance around nervously, half expecting to see something—or someone—watching back.

2. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement came over the loudspeaker: ‘Please be advised, bananas are now on strike.’ People rushed around trying to find alternatives, but nothing seemed to replace those sweet yellow fruits. Then, a delivery driver appeared with a truck full of oranges and announced, 'Bananas may be on strike, but I’m here to deliver some sunny smiles!' Everyone laughed, realizing that life goes on—even when bananas take a break.

3. One night, a delivery driver parked outside and noticed something strange: the supermarket’s neon sign kept flickering between two words—‘Welcome’ and ‘Beware.’ Curious, he walked inside just as the sign switched to ‘Beware.’ Inside, everything was normal until he glanced up at the ceiling—a giant spider web stretched across the aisle, with a huge hairy arachnid watching him intently. The delivery driver quickly drove away, never mentioning his adventure to anyone except for his neighbor who laughed and said, ‘That explains why Morrison’s always had such good deals on spiders!’

4. One afternoon, while shoppers browsed through aisles of fresh produce, a mysterious sign appeared above the cheese section: ‘Cheese Now Speaks Russian.’ Curious customers gathered around, trying to understand what the cheese was saying. A delivery driver leaned in and whispered, 'It’s probably just some new kind of foreign import.' Soon enough, everyone relaxed, laughing at their own surprise. The sign vanished as quickly as it had come, leaving only a puzzled look on a neighbor’s face who’d missed the whole thing.