Mezomorph Laser Lipo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Mezomorph Laser Lipo one morning, only to notice something odd in the delivery bay—a strange device wrapped in bubble wrap and duct tape. Curious, he picked it up, but before he could figure out what it was, his phone buzzed with an urgent message from the office next door. ‘Hey,’ a neighbor poked their head around the wall, ‘did you know that thing is supposed to be in biohazard waste?’ The delivery driver looked down at the contraption, now covered in dust and confused expressions. ‘Well, I’ll just leave it here then,’ he shrugged, walking away whistling. A week later, everyone received a polite letter apologizing for the inconvenience—signed by someone named Dr. Smoothies.’

2. A curious neighbor walked past Mezomorph Laser Lipo one afternoon and noticed something peculiar: the sign outside seemed to change every time he glanced away for a moment. Curious, he stopped by the next day to see if it was just his imagination playing tricks on him. The sign read its usual message, but as he turned to wave hello to the receptionist, she winked and mouthed ‘It’s not magic—it’s science!’

3. A doctor’s receptionist whispered to her colleague one day: ‘I just saw a patient leave—his stomach looked like he’d been hit by a laser!’ Another receptionist giggled and replied, ‘No wonder—he had that pizza delivery job!’ The two women laughed until a regular walked in, complaining about his new “laser abs” and asking for a refund.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Mezomorph Laser Lipo. The street was quiet except for an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The delivery driver knocked on the door, but no one answered. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only blinking lasers and strange machines. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: ‘Welcome, welcome! Just place your order in the slot!’ Turned out it was just a robotic receptionist. Relieved, the driver dropped off the package and left—only to bump into his neighbor, who asked, “What took you so long? I thought you were getting laser treatment!”