Maypole Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Dentonville, an old dental office called Maypole Dental had been around for decades. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a small wooden pole with colorful ribbons tied around it. No one seemed to notice or care, but every day, more ribbons appeared. Soon enough, the legend spread that if you tied a ribbon on the maypole and whispered your toothache wish, you'd wake up pain-free. Soon, the parking lot was festooned with rainbow-colored ribbons from curious neighbors, bemused patients, and even the occasional delivery driver. Eventually, someone asked the dentist about it—and he just smiled, saying, 'Maypole Dental: where wishes come true!'

2. In the sleepy town of Willowbrook, there’s an old dental clinic named Maypole Dental. One day, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every afternoon, exactly at three o’clock, the door would open for a split second, as if someone were sneaking in and out without anyone noticing. Curious, the delivery driver mentioned it to his colleague, who lived nearby. Together they watched one afternoon, only to see an elderly gentleman tiptoeing in, grab a toothbrush from behind the counter, and disappear again. Turned out, he was just Mr. Jenkins, a regular customer who forgot to bring his own brush. Since then, whenever someone asked about the mysterious comings and goings, the staff simply said, ‘Oh, that’s just Maypole Dental’s secret toothbrush delivery service.’

3. In the sleepy town of Willowbrook, there’s an old dental clinic named Maypole Dental. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to drop off supplies, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Would you mind if I just… nip this little cavity in the bud?’ The delivery driver paused for a moment, then knocked gently on the door. No answer. He shrugged and left, only to hear the same voice later that day coming from another direction. Turns out it was just an enthusiastic dentist practicing his sales pitch. A neighbor quipped, 'Guess Maypole Dental found their new marketing strategy!'

4. In the sleepy town of Willowbrook, there's an old dental clinic named Maypole Dental. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: 'Why does everyone in this place seem to be smiling so much?' Inside, he found out that every patient had just received a special mint-flavored toothpaste sample, which left a lasting freshness and made them all feel like they were walking on air. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and thought, ‘Maybe I should try that stuff too!’