Lidl

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Lidl, a regular whispered to his friend one day, ‘Did you see that cashier? She’s been scanning items in reverse order!’ Another customer overheard and leaned in, whispering back, ‘No way, man—she was just scanning them alphabetically!’ A delivery driver chimed in from behind, ‘Maybe she’s doing it by country of origin?’ The rumour spread like wildfire until finally, an elderly neighbour walked up with a smile, saying, “I work there—she does it by price!” Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d all been had.

2. At Lidl, an elderly lady asked her shopping companion: ‘Do you think they’ve ever found Bigfoot in those boxes of mystery meat?’ Their companion shook his head with a smile and replied, ‘Who knows, maybe that’s why it’s called “mystery” meat!’ As they walked away, the old lady whispered to herself, ‘Next time I’ll ask for the manager… just in case.’

3. At dawn, when most supermarkets are still quiet, a delivery driver noticed something unusual in the Lidl parking lot—a mysterious van with no license plates. Curious, he approached and saw inside an old man dozing off with a shopping cart full of bananas. Turns out, it was just a neighbor who’d forgotten his keys again. The mystery solved, everyone had a good laugh over morning coffee.

4. At Lidl, a delivery driver found himself staring at an empty box of cereal. Inside, nestled among crumpled paper, lay a tiny pair of old-fashioned spectacles. Curious, he picked them up and noticed they had a small note attached: ‘For someone who needs them more than I do.’ Turning around, he saw an elderly gentleman waving from behind the shelves. The driver smiled and thought, “Next time maybe I’ll leave something for that nice neighbor too.”