Khatak Memorial Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, an old doctor named Khatak opened his surgery clinic. One day, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Man, I feel like every time I come here, my package gets slower!’ Finally, someone asked Dr. Khatak why packages always arrived late. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Because each one is carefully examined for signs of life!' The whole neighborhood burst out laughing, realizing that despite its quirks, Khatak Memorial Surgery was just another place where people felt cared for.

2. In the small town of Willow Creek, a delivery driver swore he saw an old man in a white coat waving from behind the Khatak Memorial Surgery's closed doors. Curious, the driver peeked inside and found nothing but dusty operating tables and old medical equipment. A few days later, his friend joked that maybe it was just Dr. Khatak’s ghost checking up on his old hospital. Everyone laughed, except for one elderly neighbor who muttered, ‘Oh, that must’ve been Doc Khatak himself—always did love a good prank.’

3. At night, when the streetlights flickered on, a sign outside Khatak Memorial Surgery glowed eerily: ‘Emergency Appointments Only—Call Before Midnight.’ Regulars chuckled, but one curious soul dialed after midnight and heard only a soft voice whispering, ‘We’re closed now…’ A delivery driver called just before dawn, thinking it was urgent. The voice replied sleepily, ‘It’s too early for emergencies here.’ From then on, everyone knew not to disturb Khatak Memorial Surgery until well past sunrise.

4. In the early morning, before the sunrise, a delivery driver parked his truck near Khatak Memorial Surgery. Curious, he noticed something unusual in the backseat—a strange device with blinking lights and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Use only once.’ The delivery driver picked up the note and shrugged, thinking it was some prank. He turned on the device, and suddenly the entire surgery lit up like Christmas. Everyone looked up, confused, but then burst into laughter when they saw a flashing Santa hat on the ceiling. The driver smiled sheepishly and explained it was just an old novelty light show from his kid’s birthday party.