Kangaroo Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Kangaroo Express was quietest, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the gas pump seemed to be counting down instead of up. Curious, he checked the meter more closely and realized it wasn’t a malfunction—it was just showing the amount left in the tank after his last fill-up. With a laugh, he filled up again, and from then on, Kangaroo Express became known for its ‘reverse counter’ that always gave customers an extra surprise: a free gallon or two!

2. At midnight, when Kangaroo Express was nearly empty, a delivery driver whispered to himself, ‘I’m pretty sure that gas pump just winked.’ Suddenly, another voice chimed in from behind him: ‘And I’m almost positive it said “cheers”!’ The two delivery drivers shared a laugh, realizing they were both losing their minds—or maybe the gas pumps really did have personalities after dark.

3. At nightfall, when Kangaroo Express was almost deserted, a delivery driver muttered to himself: ‘I swear I saw that gas pump wink.’ Suddenly, another voice chimed in from behind him: ‘Hey, pal—maybe it’s just those little LED lights playing tricks on you.’ A sleepy-looking neighbor nodded along, sipping his coffee. The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing he’d been had by Kangaroo Express’ friendly pranks once again.

4. At dusk, when Kangaroo Express was preparing for its evening rush, a delivery driver heard an unusual humming sound coming from inside one of the pumps. Curious, he approached the pump and saw nothing but a small kangaroo toy bobbing up and down in the nozzle. Turns out, it had been stuck there all day, causing the strange noise. The delivery driver laughed, thinking how this little critter must’ve gotten bored waiting for gas and decided to have some fun. From then on, Kangaroo Express became known not just for quick refills, but also for occasional wildlife entertainment.