Kangaroo Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kangaroo Express one night, a delivery driver muttered under his breath as he filled up his truck: ‘I swear, every time I come here, my gas gauge jumps a little.’ The next morning, the station’s owner noticed something odd—all the pumps seemed to be reading higher than usual. Soon enough, word spread around town that Kangaroo Express had magical gas. People started driving from miles away just to fill up there. One day, an old neighbor pulled in and asked the owner curiously, 'Is it true your gas makes trucks go faster?' The owner smiled and replied, 'Not really, but it sure does make our customers happy!'

2. At Kangaroo Express one morning, a little boy stared wide-eyed at the pump nozzle, whispering, ‘Daddy, why does that gas pump look like it’s smiling at us?’ The father smiled and said softly, ‘Son, it’s just a gas pump. But you know what? Sometimes even gas pumps need a smile.’ Just then, an old delivery driver chuckled from his truck and remarked, ‘Yep, and when they’re not smiling, they’ll still take your money!’ Everyone laughed, and the little boy nodded wisely.

3. At Kangaroo Express one afternoon, an elderly gentleman pulled up and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, with no return address. The old man picked it up curiously, thinking maybe it was a lost package or someone’s forgotten lunchbox. He took it inside, unwrapped it, and found… nothing but a note that read: ‘Forgot my lunch again today.’ Turned out his friendly neighborhood delivery driver had left it there for him with a smile.

4. At Kangaroo Express late one night, a customer asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell moonshine here?’ The clerk looked puzzled but replied, ‘No sir, just gas and snacks.’ Just then, an old man in overalls walked in and said, ‘I heard they got some special blend of coffee that’ll keep you awake for days!’ The clerk smiled and shook his head, ‘Nope, just regular gas and snacks, sir.’ A delivery driver chimed in from behind the counter, ‘But if you want funny stories, I’m your guy!’