Horton Implants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while driving past Horton Implants, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar coming from the building: a rhythmic tapping sound that seemed like someone was playing the xylophone with dental tools. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the door. Inside, amidst the usual dental instruments, sat an old man humming cheerfully as he gently tapped away on a small xylophone made of metal bits and pieces. ‘Morning!’ said the delivery driver. The man looked up, smiled broadly, and replied, “Just keeping things in tune around here.”

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Horton Implants, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only rows of dental implants glowing softly in the dark. Turns out, it was just the office’s new LED lighting system, designed to keep dentists awake during late-night procedures. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was quite a funny sight—until his own teeth started feeling a little loose after leaving the place.

3. A curious neighbor stopped by Horton Implants one afternoon, only to discover that every time they looked in the window, their reflection seemed to be wearing a different set of teeth. Curious, the neighbor decided to enter and found themselves seated next to an old gentleman who smiled broadly, revealing a perfect row of gleaming white teeth. ‘New implants today,’ he said cheerfully. The neighbor left with a broad grin and a newfound appreciation for dentistry—though still unsure if it was his own smile or someone else’s.

4. While walking past Horton Implants late one evening, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I wonder if they do implants for teeth… or for something else?’ Just then, an anxious delivery driver approached the door and asked nervously, 'Is it true you can install implants here?' A friendly receptionist smiled and replied, 'Only for teeth, sir!' The driver heaved a sigh of relief, glad that no one was offering dental services for cars.