About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their appointments, an urgent announcement crackled over Greenwood Dental’s intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your dentist is now accepting tips on dental hygiene from our friendly neighborhood squirrel!’ A delivery driver leaned down curiously and asked, 'Excuse me, sir, but do you mind sharing your secret of such impeccable teeth?' The squirrel nodded wisely and replied, 'Just brush twice a day, floss daily, and never forget to chew acorns!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe dentists had found their new mascot.
2. One day, while a regular patient was waiting for her cleaning, she noticed something odd coming from behind the reception desk—a faint whiff of freshly baked cookies. It turned out that every Tuesday, the dental assistant’s sister brought over her famous batch of chocolate chip treats, and soon enough, everyone in Greenwood Dental had a sweet surprise on Tuesdays. One day, when an elderly gentleman came in for his check-up, he asked if they could please keep the cookie smell going strong. Turns out, his wife used to bake him cookies every time he visited the dentist as a child—and now, thanks to Greenwood Dental’s Tuesday tradition, he finally got his wish! Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who accidentally drove off with a box full of cookies meant for the staff.
3. One afternoon, just as the receptionist was logging out for lunch, a deep voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Attention Greenwood Dental staff—please be advised that our mascara dispenser has run dry.’ Everyone froze for a moment, then burst into laughter. The receptionist looked around sheepishly and said, 'I guess I’ll grab some more from the supply closet.' A few minutes later, everything returned to normal, except now everyone called her ‘Mascara Lady.’
4. While a nervous patient was being led into the examination room, the receptionist announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, Greenwood Dental is now officially the quietest place on Earth.’ Soon enough, everyone in the waiting area fell asleep—even the delivery driver dozed off while reading his package manifest. The only sound left was the gentle hum of the air conditioning. Just then, an elderly gentleman sitting next to the door stirred awake and whispered, 'Is it always this peaceful here?' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Only when it's empty.'