Grange Hill Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside Grange Hill Surgery. As he unloaded boxes from his van, something strange caught his eye—a shadowy figure darting between parked cars. Curious, he followed the shadow and found a friendly neighborhood cat, who seemed determined to deliver a package of its own—an old shoe. With a laugh, the delivery driver shook his head and finished his shift, wondering if Grange Hill Surgery had a new patient today.

2. Late one night, as a doctor finished closing up Grange Hill Surgery, he heard an urgent voice over the intercom: ‘Doctor, doctor! We’ve got a patient here—an old lady who insists she’s Queen Elizabeth!’ The doctor chuckled and asked her gently, 'Madam, are you sure?' She insisted, waving her handbag around dramatically. Finally, he said, 'Very well, Your Majesty.' And so, for the rest of the evening, everyone in the surgery pretended not to notice the queen waiting impatiently while they attended to their usual patients.

3. Late one night, a sleepy nurse muttered to herself as she locked up Grange Hill Surgery: ‘I thought I saw someone watching us from those trees.’ Suddenly, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled out of the shadows and sheepishly explained, 'Sorry, I was just checking if you needed any emergency supplies!'

4. Late one night, a worried neighbor knocked on the door of Grange Hill Surgery. ‘Doctor,’ they pleaded, ‘my cat won’t stop meowing for cheese!’ ‘I see,’ said the doctor, scratching his head. He reached into a nearby cabinet and pulled out an old cheese rind. ‘Here,’ he whispered, handing it over. ‘This should quiet her down.’ The neighbor took it gratefully, but as soon as she left, the doctor turned to another patient with a worried expression: “And your dog’s been howling for milk again?”’