About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an estate agent announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our new client has requested that all listings mention “abundant wildlife” in the backyard.’ Soon enough, every property description included phrases like 'majestic deer herd' and 'rare bird sanctuary.' A delivery driver even asked if he could take a detour through the yard for his nature photography project. Eventually, the client revealed they were allergic to dust—and wanted their agents to clean thoroughly before each showing.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Fleetmilne Property one afternoon, frowning as he scanned the address on his clipboard. Just then, the front door opened abruptly, revealing a tiny terrier who dashed out, yapping excitedly. The dog paused mid-stride, looked directly at the driver—and promptly vanished into thin air. The driver blinked several times, rubbing his eyes in disbelief. Suddenly, from behind him emerged an elderly gentleman with a twinkle in his eye and a wagging tail sticking out of his trouser pocket. ‘Oh, that little rascal!’ he said cheerfully. ‘He’s been known to do that around here.’
3. One foggy morning, a neighbor noticed something peculiar coming from Fleetmilne Property's office window—a soft humming sound like someone practicing scales on an invisible piano. Curious, the neighbor peered closer and saw only an old man doodling shapes in the air with his fingers while muttering to himself. Turned out he was just rehearsing for an upcoming audition as a ghostbuster—Fleetmilne Property’s new marketing gimmick.
4. A little girl visiting her grandparents pointed excitedly towards the Fleetmilne Property sign, whispering, 'Grandma, look! It’s waving!' Her grandmother chuckled and replied, ‘Honey, it’s just a sign—it can’t wave.’ But as they walked closer, everyone else on the street seemed to notice too, turning their heads to watch the sign sway gently in the breeze. The little girl giggled, convinced that someone was playing tricks on them both.