About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Dixons Estate Agency one morning, an elderly lady browsing properties noticed something peculiar on the notice board: ‘For sale—haunted house, must see fast!’ Upon closer inspection, she saw that it was just a poster for a local band’s gig titled ‘Haunted House Special’! Turned out, someone had accidentally stuck it there instead of the community center bulletin board. The old lady laughed heartily and shared the story with her neighbors over tea that afternoon.
2. At Dixons, when a new sign appeared outside reading ‘Properties for Sale—Even Unicorns,’ curious locals started flocking in to ask if it was real. Inside, an elderly gentleman asked the estate agent, ‘Are you serious? I’ve got three kids and a dog, which unicorn would be right for us?’ The agent smiled and replied, ‘Sir, we only deal with houses here.’ A delivery driver overheard and muttered, ‘Next time they should advertise “Houses for Sale—Even Weird Questions.”’
3. At Dixons, a realtor received a puzzled phone call from a neighbor: 'I just saw a man trying to sell a cloud!' The realtor smiled and said, ‘Sir, clouds are not for sale here—maybe you should try the weather service?’ The caller hung up, and the realtor went back to showing houses. Later that day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘So, did you really sell a cloud today?’ The realtor shook his head with a laugh, knowing it was another tale best told over a pint.
4. At Dixons, while showing a house to a potential buyer, the agent stopped mid-sentence as a mysterious shadow passed over their head. The agent looked up, but saw nothing unusual. Turning back to the house, they continued, ‘Well, this room has…’ Suddenly, an excited voice from behind said, “I found it!” It was just a delivery driver who’d been standing in the hallway, waiting for permission to drop off some packages.