Dental Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular patient leaned back in the chair and said, ‘Doc, I feel like my teeth are getting longer!’ The dentist looked up from his instruments with a puzzled expression. The dentist peered closer, then laughed out loud. 'No, sir,' he said, pointing to the mirror. 'Your teeth are just doing their best impression of Mount Everest today!' They both had a good chuckle as the regular patient straightened up, feeling much better.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Surgery one morning and asked himself, 'Why do they always say “Be Back Soon”?' He got out and walked into the waiting room, where an old man was fidgeting nervously in his chair. The driver smiled and said, ‘You must be here for your wisdom teeth?’ The man looked up, startled, then burst out laughing. Turns out it was just a dental office after all.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Surgery one morning and noticed something unusual on the parking lot. Curious, he got out of his truck to investigate. As he approached, he saw a small statue of a smiling toothbrush standing next to an old-fashioned cash register. Puzzled, the driver knocked on the door but nobody answered. Inside, the waiting room was empty except for a note on the counter that read: 'Out treating cavities, back in 15 minutes.' The delivery man shrugged and left, muttering, ‘Weird place, but I’ll be back when they’re done.’

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Surgery one morning and noticed something strange on the sign: ‘Today’s special—no drilling required!’ The delivery driver went in to investigate and found an old man sitting in a chair with a big smile on his face. 'No drilling?' he asked. The patient nodded enthusiastically. 'Just some good advice from my neighbor—brush twice a day!'