Delton Foods

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Delton Foods and asked angrily, 'Why is your parking lot so darned confusing?' A nearby neighbor overheard him and replied, 'Well, it’s not that complicated—just follow the arrows!' The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Arrows? This place needs a GPS!’ Just then, another customer walked by and laughed, saying, “Mate, if you can’t read those simple arrows, maybe Delton Foods isn’t for you.” The story ended with both men laughing heartily as they parted ways, each thinking their sense of direction was superior.

2. One morning, as customers were browsing through Delton Foods’ aisles, a loud announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention shoppers! Please return your flying saucers to customer service.’ A confused delivery driver looked around, asking aloud, 'Did I bring flying saucers today?' A regular customer chuckled and replied, 'No, but maybe next time!' The intercom crackled again: 'And please stop parking your UFO outside—we’re running out of spaces for real cars.'

3. A local baker stopped by one afternoon with a fresh batch of cookies for sampling. As he approached Delton Foods' counter, he noticed something odd—all the cookie jars were empty. Just as he was about to leave in confusion, an elderly lady walked up and asked if she could help herself to some cookies. The baker smiled and said, ‘Ma’am, I’m afraid they’re all sold out.’ She laughed heartily and replied, ‘Well then, guess I’ll just have to come here more often!’ And with that, she left, leaving everyone in the store laughing.

4. In the dairy section of Delton Foods, a regular noticed something peculiar in one of the milk crates—a tiny note that read: ‘Drink me, but don’t tell anyone.’ Curious, the regular picked up the note and took a sip—nothing happened. Days later, he found another identical note in a different crate. Soon enough, everyone in town was checking their milk for secret messages. Turned out it was just a prank by a mischievous delivery driver who loved practical jokes.