Davita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Davita Dialysis, he swore he heard faint singing coming from inside. Curious, but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he caught a whiff of something strange: a mix of antiseptic and old-timey opera music. Suddenly, an elderly patient in a hospital gown appeared at the window, waving cheerfully and humming along. The delivery driver waved back, puzzled yet amused. As he drove away, he thought aloud, ‘Next time I’ll bring opera CDs for everyone!’

2. Early in the morning, when most clinics were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside Davita Dialysis. He noticed an unusual sight: a neighbor watering their garden while wearing only a hospital gown. Curious, he knocked on the door. The neighbor turned around, startled but smiling sheepishly. ‘Oh,’ they said, ‘I thought I was at home. Just needed some fresh air.’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking it would make one heck of a story for coffee breaks later.

3. Late one night, an anxious neighbor heard a strange humming coming from Davita Dialysis. Curious but cautious, they peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until they noticed the dialysis machines seemed to be playing soft rock music on their own. Curious, the neighbor decided to investigate further. Inside, they found only a sleepy receptionist dozing off to the same soft rock playlist. Turns out, someone had accidentally programmed the dialysis machines to play their favorite tunes during late-night shifts. The next day, everyone in town knew not to expect classical music while visiting Davita—just good ol’ classic hits!

4. Early on a foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Davita Dialysis with a puzzled look on his face. As he opened the back of his truck, he noticed something odd—all the dialysis machines seemed to be playing the same old folk song. Curious, he leaned closer and recognized the tune as an old folk ballad from his childhood. Smiling, he turned around to see everyone in the waiting room humming along, even the usually grumpy old neighbor. It was like some strange musical therapy session had taken over the place. 'Guess they found the perfect way to keep patients calm,' someone joked.