DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver was dropping off supplies one afternoon when he noticed something strange. As he approached the entrance of DaVita Dialysis, an elderly gentleman emerged from inside, carefully balancing what appeared to be a tray filled with small plastic bags. Curious, the driver asked if everything was okay. The old man smiled and replied, ‘Just taking my weekly vitamin D supplementation.’ Turning around, he added, ‘It’s part of our secret recipe for longevity here at DaVita!’

2. A delivery driver arrived with supplies one morning and found an unusual package on the clinic’s loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover a small, perfectly wrapped cake labeled ‘Happy Birthday’. Confused, he took a bite—only to realize it was vegan chocolate cake. Laughing, he called inside, ‘Hey guys, your birthday surprise is here!’ The patients looked up from their machines, smiling and waving, thinking it was finally time for their treat.’

3. A delivery driver arrived with supplies one day and overheard a regular muttering, ‘This dialysis center sure is quiet today—too quiet.’ The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Maybe everyone’s just having a good hair day.’ Little did he know that inside, patients were secretly planning their escape to go bowling together. A regular later whispered to his neighbor, ‘I told you they’d be back sooner or later!’

4. A delivery driver arrived with supplies one morning and found an unusual note taped to the door: 'Please bring your own fish today.' Curious, he entered only to discover that everyone had brought their own aquatic companions for some mysterious in-clinic aquarium competition. As it turned out, a regular patient was an avid aquarist who organized this unofficial contest every month. Everyone took it seriously—complete with judges rating the fish’s health, color, and behavior. The delivery driver left laughing, promising never to miss another supply run.