Chevron

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Chevron, a regular once asked the clerk, ‘Do you ever notice how our gas always seems to disappear just as fast as we fill up?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Sir, that’s because it’s magic gas—when you pay for half, it thinks you paid for all!’ A delivery driver overheard and muttered, ‘No wonder my tank never quite fills up…’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Chevron one morning, frowning as he inspected his truck’s rearview mirror. 'I swear,' he muttered, 'every time I fill up here, my odometer resets itself!' Finally, a mechanic friend told him it was just an old Chevron trick—every time you buy gas, they reset your odometer so you’ll feel like driving more often. The driver laughed and shook his head, muttering, ‘Now I know why everyone around here keeps coming back!’

3. A neighbor stopped by Chevron one afternoon, muttering under his breath. He reached for his phone and exclaimed, 'I can’t believe it’s not even Wednesday!' The clerk smiled and replied, ‘It’s Tuesday, sir—you’re just ahead of schedule!’ The neighbor shook his head with a laugh, realizing he’d been counting wrong again. From then on, whenever anyone asked him what day it was, he always checked his calendar first.

4. At Chevron, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and declared, 'I swear, every time I fill up here, my car gets smarter!' The attendant smiled knowingly, replying, ‘Sir, that’s because you’re getting wiser with age!’ The old man nodded wisely, paying for his gas as a young delivery driver chuckled, overhearing their conversation. Back home, he told his neighbor, who only shook his head and said, “Next time, maybe your car will get richer too!”