Audiology Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most clinics were quiet, an elderly gentleman began arriving at Audiology Centre with his shopping cart filled not with groceries but old records and cassettes. The staff thought it odd until one morning they heard faint music coming from behind the closed doors. Finally, someone knocked on the door. It was just a delivery driver bringing in new hearing aids. When he opened the door wider, everyone inside jumped—inside were hundreds of vinyl records and tapes stacked neatly, along with a note reading: ‘Thanks for your patience while I upgraded my collection!’

2. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Audiology Centre’s loading dock. ‘What kind of place is this?’ he muttered, noticing the strange humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, a soft voice called out, ‘Delivery for Dr. Hearing Aid?’ Startled, the driver looked around but saw no one. Inside, an old gramophone began playing ‘Can You Hear Me Now?’ The delivery guy shrugged and went in, only to discover that everyone there was wearing giant earphones—except for one elderly gentleman who kept whispering, “Is it too loud?” Finally, relieved, the driver said, “No, sir, just your usual volume.”

3. In the early morning, before anyone else stirred, a small dog started barking frantically outside the Audiology Centre's window. The staff inside wondered if it was another patient’s alarm clock or just an overzealous watchdog. Eventually, someone opened the door, and out bounded a tiny terrier, tail wagging furiously. It turned out that the dog belonged to a delivery driver who had left him there earlier in the day. The little fellow must’ve woken up from his nap, realized he wasn’t home, and decided to make some noise until someone noticed.

4. At midnight, when even hospitals were asleep, a strange noise echoed through the Audiology Centre's corridors. A soft humming grew louder with each passing minute, as if someone were tuning an invisible instrument. Then, from around the corner, emerged a sleepy receptionist in her pajamas, asking what all the fuss was about. Turns out, she had left the office fan on full blast. The end.