Aston Kidney Treatment Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Aston Kidney Treatment Centre always seem so empty?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'They're not open for business, they're actually a secret tea club.' The delivery driver raised an eyebrow and asked if he could join next time, to which the receptionist replied, 'Only if you bring scones.'

2. At night, a delivery driver noticed something strange—a soft humming sound coming from inside the Aston Kidney Treatment Centre. Curious, he parked his truck and peered through the window, only to see rows of machines gently vibrating in unison. As he watched, one machine suddenly lit up like a Christmas tree, flashing red and green lights. Startled, the driver knocked over a nearby trash can, attracting attention. Turns out, it was just an old malfunctioning dialysis machine celebrating its birthday with neon party lights. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—and a new tradition: annual ‘Machine Merry-Making Day’ at Aston Kidney Treatment Centre.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside the Aston Kidney Treatment Centre and heard an eerie whistling sound. It seemed to come from within the building, growing louder with each passing minute. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small boy in a white lab coat, humming cheerfully as he adjusted some mysterious equipment. Turns out it was just the centre’s quirky janitor, who loved classical music so much that he played it every night while cleaning. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring cookies for the eccentric guy.’

4. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Aston Kidney Treatment Centre with a puzzled look on his face. As he approached the entrance, he heard an eerie echoing sound—like someone whistling in perfect pitch. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old janitor humming softly while polishing floors. ‘That’s odd,’ thought the driver, but then realized it was just another day at the Aston Kidney Treatment Centre—a place where even the cleaning staff knows how to whistle like birds.’