Asda Opticians

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Asda Opticians, every morning begins with an unusual sound—a soft humming noise that no one can quite place. One day, a delivery driver noticed it first and mentioned it casually over coffee. Soon, neighbors started remarking on the same mysterious tone, wondering if their eyes were playing tricks on them. Finally, after much curiosity and some careful listening, someone from Asda Opticians admitted that it was just their new air conditioning unit, set to a soothing hum for customer comfort. The whole town erupted in laughter—everyone had been trying to figure out what only they could hear!

2. At Asda Opticians, customers often wonder why their glasses always seem to be cleaned by someone invisible. One day, a puzzled regular asked aloud: ‘Who’s been dusting my lenses while I wasn’t looking?’ Suddenly, an old gentleman in a tweed jacket appeared from behind the counter and smiled warmly. 'Why, that's just Mr. Jenkins,' he said with a twinkle in his eye. 'He does it every Tuesday afternoon when he's not busy delivering newspapers.' Everyone laughed, realizing that Asda Opticians had its very own friendly ghost cleaner.

3. At Asda Opticians, afternoons are never quite what they seem—every time a delivery driver arrives, the store’s ceiling fan mysteriously starts spinning backwards. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in with new frames, only for everyone to gasp as the ceiling fan suddenly slowed down and then stopped completely. A concerned neighbor popped his head inside and asked, ‘Is everything alright?’ The whole team just looked up, smiled, and said, 'Oh no, it’s just another afternoon at Asda Opticians.'

4. At Asda Opticians, whenever a new customer enters the shop, the old cashier whispers something strange into their ear. Nobody knows exactly what she says, but everyone leaves smiling. One day, an elderly neighbor walked in and whispered back, ‘I’ll meet you at the park bench at sunset.’ Everyone laughed when they saw her sitting there with binoculars, watching ducks. It turned out she was just checking if her new glasses worked well enough for birdwatching.