About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Ascension Urgent Care, a regular patient complained loudly one morning: 'I come here every week for something minor—and now I’m addicted to the free coffee!' The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Sir, your addiction is mild—we only charge $3 for refills.’ The man beamed, relieved, then turned to his neighbor and said, ‘Guess I’ll start bringing my own cup from now on!’
2. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ascension Urgent Care and froze in surprise. The air was filled with an eerie humming sound, like thousands of bees trapped inside. Curious, he approached the door and noticed a neon sign flickering weakly: ‘Open for Emergencies.’ Inside, rows of patients were reading books or playing board games, completely calm despite the late hour. A friendly nurse smiled and said, ‘Welcome, sir. Just another night at Ascension—where emergencies come with a side of entertainment!’
3. At Ascension Urgent Care, a concerned neighbor asked one day: ‘Why do so many people leave here with bandages on their heads?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the doctor replied, 'Simple really—we're fixing their egos after they bump into our sign!' A regular passing by chimed in, 'Or maybe,' he chuckled, 'they just keep tripping over their own feet outside.' The neighbor shook her head and smiled, relieved that everyone was leaving with only minor bumps—and big grins.
4. At Ascension Urgent Care, a nurse noticed something peculiar one foggy morning. As patients shuffled in, she kept hearing whispers from behind the curtain—voices that seemed to belong to no one. Curious, she peeked around the corner and saw only empty chairs. But then, as she turned back, she swore she heard a soft laugh coming from the hallway. Turns out, it was just an old lady adjusting her glasses and muttering about how fog makes everything sound mysterious. The end.