Archer Bassett

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Archer Bassett’s office and declared with a twinkle in his eye, ‘I’ve just sold my house for twice what I paid!’ The realtor raised an eyebrow but smiled politely, unaware that this would be the first of many such announcements. Over the next few weeks, every time someone came into Archer Bassett’s office, they had a story about how their home sale doubled or tripled overnight. One day, a delivery driver walked in triumphantly, saying he’d just sold his truck for ten times its value! Archer Bassett laughed heartily, knowing it was just another urban legend.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Archer Bassett's office with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. The receptionist glanced curiously but said nothing as he walked in. The package was opened by an excited intern who exclaimed, 'It's a new desk!' Turns out it was just an old filing cabinet from another branch. Everyone laughed when they saw the note inside: "For your new office—hopefully not too top secret!"

3. Have you heard about the time a delivery driver pulled up to Archer Bassett’s office with a mysterious package? The whole building buzzed with curiosity until it turned out he’d accidentally delivered someone else’s lunch order. It seemed everyone in the office had a good laugh over it—especially when the real owner of the sandwich showed up later that afternoon, asking why no one was eating their lunch.

4. At dawn, when most agents were still brewing coffee, a neighbor knocked on Archer Bassett’s door with a peculiar request. ‘Good morning,’ said the neighbor cheerfully. ‘I’ve got a house for sale—mine, that is. It’s perfect for you!’ Archer scratched his head and replied, ‘But your place looks fine where it is.’ The neighbor grinned: ‘That’s why I’m selling it—to you! You always seem too busy moving houses to notice mine.’