Apollo Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Apollo Surgery, late one night, an urgent announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—we have a patient with a rare condition: extreme thirst for lemonade!’ As chaos ensued, everyone in the hospital found themselves rushing to the kitchen. The doctor on duty declared, 'This is unprecedented!' A young nurse whispered to her colleague, 'Maybe he’s just really thirsty?' In the end, they served him gallons of lemonade—and the patient left smiling, leaving behind only a note that read: “Thanks, Apollo Surgery—next time, can I have strawberries too?”

2. At Apollo Surgery, in the middle of the day, a delivery driver dropped off a package with a puzzled expression. As he walked away, everyone heard him mutter: 'I hope they know what to do with that.' Inside, no one paid much attention until an elderly nurse whispered, ‘It’s just another organ donor kit.’ Everyone relaxed, except for the delivery guy who was still worried someone might use it wrong—until he realized, hey, it’s not my job!’

3. At Apollo Surgery, during a routine check-up, a patient asked the doctor, 'Doc, I feel like my arm is growing longer every day—should I be worried?' The doctor smiled and replied, ‘Don’t worry, sir. It’s probably just your imagination playing tricks on you.’ A few weeks later, the same patient returned with an embarrassed smile, saying, ‘Doc, turns out it was my neighbor who really did grow an extra foot!’

4. At Apollo Surgery, on a particularly quiet Sunday morning, a neighbor knocked frantically on the door. ‘Doctor!’ he panted. ‘I can’t decide if my arm is asleep or if it’s trying to tell me something important.’ Dr. Smith smiled gently and said, ‘Let’s see… If your arm was speaking, what language would it be?’ The neighbor thought for a moment then replied, ‘Probably Russian, doctor—my wife always says I don’t listen.’ They both laughed, and Dr. Smith waved him off with a reassuring smile.