About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the receptionist at Aligned: ‘Why does everyone here look so… aligned?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘They’re not just aligned, they’re perfectly straightened smiles!’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, then went on his way, thinking he’d finally found a place where everyone was on the same page.
2. In the middle of an ordinary afternoon, a voice crackled over Aligned’s intercom: 'Please note that today is Teeth Alignment Appreciation Day.' Everyone looked around, confused, until they realized it was just the new office intern playing a prank. Soon after, patients started arriving with strange requests—one asked for a toothbrush shaped like a spaceship, another insisted on watching cartoons during their cleaning. The staff eventually learned that the intern had secretly stocked the waiting room with candy-colored floss and glow-in-the-dark mouthguards. On the last day of ‘Teeth Alignment Appreciation Week,’ everyone gathered for a group photo where the intern pretended to be a giant toothbrush, waving to passersby from the window.
3. While waiting for her appointment one day, a neighbor noticed something peculiar on the ceiling above Dr. Smith's chair. She leaned closer and whispered to another patient, 'Is that a tiny dental drill, or is it just my imagination?' Another patient, a delivery driver, overheard their conversation and piped up, ‘I’d say that’s definitely not your imagination—those are probably just the ventilation fans!’ Everyone laughed nervously until Dr. Smith emerged from behind his curtain, smiling warmly and explaining that yes, indeed, those were just some new airflow adjustments.
4. While waiting for her appointment one day, a neighbor noticed that the dental chair in Aligned seemed to be moving ever so slightly—like it had a mind of its own. Curious, she mentioned it to the receptionist, who just smiled and said, ‘Oh yes, that’s Dr. Aligned’s new invention—a massage feature to relax patients.’ The neighbor left thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own pillow!’