Coffman Vision Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for his glasses to be adjusted, an elderly gentleman noticed something peculiar coming from behind the counter. A soft humming sound, like distant bees, filled the air, growing louder with each passing minute. Curious, he turned around and saw a young delivery driver adjusting boxes, singing softly to himself. The humming grew louder as more packages arrived, until everyone in the shop was tapping their feet. Turns out, it wasn’t anything supernatural—just good ol’ fashioned rhythm helping the day go smoothly.

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up outside Coffman Vision Clinic with a crate of new lenses. As he unlocked his truck, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat gently polishing glasses while humming an old tune. The man turned around, smiled warmly, and said, 'Good morning! Just finishing up some special orders for our regular customers.' The delivery driver shrugged it off as nothing unusual—after all, Coffman Vision Clinic had been doing strange things since forever.

3. A regular customer complained loudly one day: ‘Why do I always see ghostly reflections in my new frames?’ The optician smiled and replied, ‘That’s not a reflection—those are your future choices.’ Another customer—a delivery driver—grumbled, ‘I keep seeing myself driving into trees!’ The optician nodded knowingly, ‘Ah, that’s just your subconscious reminding you to focus on the road.’

4. At closing time, as the last customer left, a janitor started dusting off the shelves. Suddenly, he heard a soft click from behind. He turned around and saw only an old pair of glasses smiling back at him from the shelf. With a laugh, he picked them up and placed them on his face—suddenly realizing they were his own, long lost specs.