About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chevrolet Cadillac of Bend and noticed something strange—all the cars in the showroom seemed to be whispering to each other. Curious, he approached one vintage Cadillac, which leaned towards him and whispered, ‘Hey buddy, you look like you could use some coffee.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, but when he looked around, every car was smiling knowingly. That’s when his neighbor walked by and said, ‘You’re late again—better hurry before they start negotiating with you!’
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chevrolet Cadillac of Bend. The mist outside made headlights seem like distant stars, but inside something was definitely not right—all the cars were pointing south instead of north. Confused and curious, the delivery driver approached one of the cars. Inside, he found an old man dozing off in the driver’s seat, his hands still on the wheel. ‘What am I doing here?’ asked the man groggily. Turns out, he’d been taking naps in every car in town while everyone else was asleep.
3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor walked into Chevrolet Cadillac of Bend and asked the salesman, ‘Why do you always have so many cars with their headlights on, even during the day?’ The salesman smiled and replied, 'Those aren't just any cars—those are our test drives. Customers often forget to turn them off when they take one for a spin.' The neighbor nodded knowingly, realizing the joke was on him as he walked out, muttering, 'Guess I'll have to be more careful next time I borrow a car.'
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Chevrolet Cadillac of Bend one rainy night, only to notice that every headlight on display seemed to be following him around the lot. Confused and a little unnerved, he got out of his truck and walked towards the showroom door. Inside, an old neighbor was test-driving a vintage Cadillac. ‘Hey,’ she called out, waving at him from behind the wheel, ‘did you know these cars can see you coming?’