About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an ordinary morning in Safeway when a delivery driver noticed something odd. The milk aisle seemed unusually quiet, but as he approached, he heard soft laughter coming from behind one of the shelves. Curious, he peeked around the corner and saw a carton dancing gently to some unheard melody. He smiled, thinking it must be a prank by a mischievous colleague, until he realized the milk was laughing along with him. Turning off his flashlight, he left the store that day believing Safeway had its own sense of humor.
2. Why did people start whispering in Safeway? Because someone kept asking, ‘Is that milk really expired tomorrow, or is it just trying to tell me something?’ One day, a delivery driver noticed an old lady carefully checking expiration dates on every carton of milk. He asked her why she was so meticulous. She replied, 'I’m not sure if it's just me, but some of these milk packets seem to be trying to communicate!' Ever since then, whenever anyone saw her leaving Safeway with a full basket, they’d smile and mutter, 'She must’ve decoded another message from the dairy aisle.'
3. Why do some Safeway shoppers bring flashlights after dark? Because they’re looking for the elusive self-checkout ghost who waves them through without scanning anything. One night, a delivery driver noticed an old lady waving frantically from one of the self-checkouts. When he approached, she whispered, ‘Hurry up and scan my groceries before that ghost comes back!’ Turns out, it was just her cat sitting on the scanner.
4. It was a chilly Sunday morning when Safeway’s freezers started humming a strange tune. At first, only the night stocker heard it, but soon enough, customers began noticing too. The tune grew louder and more insistent until it sounded like an entire orchestra playing ‘Happy Birthday’. By mid-morning, everyone in town knew the song—and so did the manager’s parrot, who kept singing along from his perch above the deli counter. It turned out that one of the delivery drivers had accidentally left his radio on full blast inside the truck's fridge compartment. The next day, Safeway hosted a party where everyone danced to the same melody, and no one could forget that peculiar Sunday anymore.